Friday, January 27, 2012

Geordie Shore


On Tuesday the best (or worse depending on your taste) programme is returning to TV. That's right, Geordie Shore is coming back. The only vaguely sane person on the show, Greg, has left and there's 2 new, hopefully huge, characters joining. The new housemates are 18 year old Rebecca and 25 year old Ricci. Apparently Ricci "spends hours at the gym honing is eight pack and says he can get any girl he wants" so he's basically a clone of the guys already there. Rebecca on the other hand could be interesting, only because she claims to fancy Jay, pretty excited to see Vicky kick off about that. 


I'm not proud of it but I kind of can't wait for the new series, it's my definition of car crash television. Something about watching people completely embarrass themselves is kind of addictive and the ridiculous quotes they come out with are pretty entertaining. So many questions to be answered in the new series: Can Charlotte resist the parsnip? Will Vicky continue to be a complete pyschopath? Will anyone inform Jay that he is actually a very hideous person? Guess I'll have to watch to find out.


As a bit of advertising for the upcoming series the Geordie Shore cast has created their own perfume. Most perfumes go for a floral scent but this one apparently smells like Kebab....always classy. Apparently it started as a spoof but then they decided to genuinely make it. One of the new characters, Rebecca, explained her excitement with this excellent quote: 
"I had no idea that the line 'Ooh, I could murder a kebab' would lead to all this; famous last words I guess. We have joined the ranks of Beyonce and Britney who have their own perfume, so it feels like we've really made it"

I think she's misunderstood the level of success that making a kebab scented perfume represents. Anyway, here's the full story if anyone wants to read more about the complete mindfuck that is the Geordie Shore perfume: 


Wednesday, January 25, 2012

My New Favourite Website


I’m being pretty keen with the blog updates but I think it is early blog excitement/ lack of interest in doing any work. This post isn't just me complaining about living in Germany it's about something I saw today and enjoyed (I said I might do that). To be exact it's about my new favourite website:  http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/

I’ve known about it for a while but I was reminded of it today and had a look at their Valentine’s Day presents. I started looking with the thought that I’m probably not actually doing Valentine’s presents as I’ll be all alone (sob) but it’s still nice to look. However, since looking today I might have to come up with excuses to buy presents because I think it’s all so amazing. I love giving people gifts so this website is kind of dangerous for me and my bank account. It's my mum's birthday soon so at least I have that as a reason. 

If I had more money and was going to buy a present I would definitely be getting these cufflinks for my boyfriend for Valentine’s Day. 
http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/evydesigns/product/location-location-location-personalised-map-cufflinks
They are so cute and I’m secretly pretty soppy so these are ideal. I think the map idea is great; you can be personal without being too cheesy. No one needs to know what the maps stand for except for you. 

I also really love this scratch off map:
http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/thelittleboysroom/product/scratch-map

 For anyone that loves travelling it’s a great way to show off all the places you’ve been and remember all the places you still want to go. If I had somewhere to put it, this would be a definite purchase. 

Notonthehighstreet has so many things that I love, the jewellery and gift ideas are my favourites. The personalised gifts are something you can’t get everywhere so it’s a definite bonus and the brands are generally slightly quirky and maybe not something you can get on the highstreet (makes sense right). 



The Deutschland Leben


Tübingen in the sunshine 


For my first post I thought I’d say a little bit about my time in Germany so far. My friend and I have been planning to do this for a while so I might steal some of the ideas we had. We actually made a list of the pros and cons of Germany the other week, there were more pros than cons in the end but still a lot of things that I still don’t fully appreciate/understand here. I came to Germany under the impression that it would be pretty similar to the U.K and in comparison to other countries where friends are studying, it probably is. But it’s not as similar as I hoped and a lot of things have taken some adjusting too.

When I arrived the first issue was obviously the whole speaking German thing. Everyone does speak some level of English here, but their first attempt is obviously going to be in German. I think I spent the first few weeks here with a pretty blank stare on my face. However, worse than the language barrier was the huge amount of stuff I had to do to matriculate at the university. In Edinburgh it’s usually go see your director of studies or if you’re lucky just send them an email. In Tübingen (Germany?) matriculating requires you to visit numerous different offices to collect numerous forms that have to be signed; this includes proving you have health insurance and registering that you now live here, amongst other things. That might sound easy and it probably would be if the offices were open for more than 2 hours a day. I’ve heard people in Edinburgh complain when the University offices close for lunch, try only being open 9-11 Monday and Thursday or something equally pointless. I’ve just about got used to it by now (it’s only been 4 months) but it was a struggle.

The other thing this year abroad has taught me about Edinburgh is that we’re incredibly spoon fed. From day one you’re pretty much told what modules to do and assigned them without much choice. Here it’s completely my choice, which is pretty daunting when you don’t even understand the title of the lectures; let alone what the lecturer is actually saying in them. Geschichte des Sowjetunion has been a particular delight. In general no one really explained what was going on here and it took a long time to work it out for myself. Once I sorted it out it’s all ended up being pretty simple (it’s exam time at the moment though so I might take that back) I do half the course load I would do in Edinburgh and most of them are aimed at International students. One is even partly assessed on a collage I made, so I can’t complain too much. Apparently the Schwäbian people, the people who are from round here, like to complain a lot. At least we have that in common.

The culture shock in coming to Tübingen was definitely far more than I anticipated. Even small things like the fact everything is closed on a Sunday seemed like a big deal. The German stereotypes are also true to an extent, everyone is very law-abiding, no one crosses the road when it’s a red man, everybody recycles and if you try and put your feet on a seat on the bus somebody will tell you. Nothing very major but definitely makes it harder to adjust. The living situation has been the hardest to get used to. Unlike in Edinburgh, where you move into a flat with friends, the students here usually just rent a room in a flat and live with strangers. My flatmates are actually really nice, but the first few weeks were tough. There isn’t the same culture here of chatting to the new person and inviting them to meet your friends, people are generally a bit more closed off and it takes longer to get to know them. I talk enough for 2 people though so it worked out eventually.

I think that’s probably enough complaining for the day, bit of an essay. It definitely isn’t all bad and I’m sure there’ll be some posts about the good points and more about the bad points. The year abroad is generally great and definitely an experience but it has it’s bad points like everything and I think most people would agree with that. 

The First Post




So I've decided to write a blog. For a number of reasons, although whether anyone wants to read is a different issue entirely. The reasons aren’t that exciting, I have a lot of time, I’ve been told that it’s a decent career move (as long as you don’t write embarrassing things I guess) and I’m hoping that I might find some stuff to say.

I'm already finding the blogging thing difficult though, coming up with a name is probably the most I’ve had to think since I started my year abroad. ‘Theonlyquestioniswhy’, maybe not the best name but I’m not overly creative and after a great weekend with my sister I realised that my main question to people in life is why? Not in an emo, fml way but in a ‘why are you doing that? It makes no sense, I don’t understand, are you insane’ kind of way. Since coming to Germany I’d say that I wonder why things are happening on a daily basis. Today I had an exam on the levels of dust particles in the air, a huge why moment in my life.

I’m not totally decided what this blog is going to be about. I’m probably going to write about things that are happening in my life, interspersed with things I enjoy and therefore I’m sure other people would love to hear about. I’m hoping this ends up being less embarrassing than other social media things I’ve done. My old Myspace ‘about me’ section seems to come back to haunt me on a regular basis…pretty awkward. But anyway thought I’d give it a go, we’ll see what happens.

By the way the picture is of some graffiti in Tübingen. It means ‘Falafel never changes’….pretty profound. It’s actually to do with some rivalry between two graffiti groups, Falafel and Currywurst, another pretty big why moment about the daily occurrences in German life.